dear all he does is lick anymore diary,
the floor- his arm- his butthole- the floor again- becky's ear- the kong- a different kong- his nuts- my leg- my other leg- his leg- his finger- the vacuum cord- his water bowl- the car keys- the phone book- any book- my shoe- the kitchen chair- the mailbox- a car tire- a coat hanger wire- a pantie hose- wait.... pantie hose? where in the fuck did my dog get some pantie hose? it matters only because i don't want my DOG ingesting that nylon type shit- it'll kill him. maybe he wants to die. do you think dogs know if they are happy or not? i know my dogs are the happiest dogs in the world. they both love to have their pictures taken too. i take them all the time. i catch them in the funniest positions and often send them to my unsuspecting friends. i admit now, sending one to old cuntface was in poor taste, but i just wanted her to kinda see that my dog had bigger balls than her husband.....
