dear pie is totally my favorite shit diary,
i love pie. it must mean i am getting old. i used to not like pie. i thought pie was stupid. icky. boy- was i ever dumb. i could kick myself in the twat for all the pie i turned my ass up to. is that even possible? to kick myself in the twat? i have never tried. omg the pies that are flying through my head now- they WONT STOP. my grandma could make some pies y'all. out of anything too. i have her pie pan and the oven they were all baked in- boom- that's as far as it goes. i couldn't make a fucking pie crust if my life depended on it. fuck. i love fruit pies more than a cream pie, oh but i like a cream pie too. put something about fruit in a pie makes me wet down there. oh shit. i wonder if i'll be able to make a pie crust when i get really old. i'm just glad they have them kind you can unroll, because if they didn't, i would be a sad pie-less whore. i unroll those well. i make peach pies and blueberry pies. you gotta be some kind of wealthy bitch to buy blueberries at the damn stores around here. fuckers are high dollar. omfg and apple pies. hail yes. this whore loves a hot apple pie with a dollop of ice cream mmmm. take me to the river.
i love pie. it must mean i am getting old. i used to not like pie. i thought pie was stupid. icky. boy- was i ever dumb. i could kick myself in the twat for all the pie i turned my ass up to. is that even possible? to kick myself in the twat? i have never tried. omg the pies that are flying through my head now- they WONT STOP. my grandma could make some pies y'all. out of anything too. i have her pie pan and the oven they were all baked in- boom- that's as far as it goes. i couldn't make a fucking pie crust if my life depended on it. fuck. i love fruit pies more than a cream pie, oh but i like a cream pie too. put something about fruit in a pie makes me wet down there. oh shit. i wonder if i'll be able to make a pie crust when i get really old. i'm just glad they have them kind you can unroll, because if they didn't, i would be a sad pie-less whore. i unroll those well. i make peach pies and blueberry pies. you gotta be some kind of wealthy bitch to buy blueberries at the damn stores around here. fuckers are high dollar. omfg and apple pies. hail yes. this whore loves a hot apple pie with a dollop of ice cream mmmm. take me to the river.