dear catch me if you can diary,
here is the deal. ok actually two deals. i believe whoreheartedly that the unibomber is reading my diary. i clearly cant stop him, however, i thought i was safer than not, because he really cant read. that well. see spot run. i would put him into what i'd call the 'picture reader' category. put another way, thank goodness the TOM-TOM talks. he's not dumb tho- not real dumb. so anyway, back to my confession, cuz that is what i was getting ready to do here. yup. here it comes. if you can read, and you are reading this... then good buddy... this message is for you. i dropped the car jack on the gas tank of your harley. yup. i put that dent in the side of the tank. it wasn't a possum or raccoon like your gunna think. that's what you get for- i dunno what for- reading my diary i guess. it was an accident until i did it again, but i couldn't help myself, the dent just wasn't big enough the first three times. you said you wanted it painted. QUIT READING MY DIARY UNIBOMBER go out and check up on your bike now. heee heee.
here is the deal. ok actually two deals. i believe whoreheartedly that the unibomber is reading my diary. i clearly cant stop him, however, i thought i was safer than not, because he really cant read. that well. see spot run. i would put him into what i'd call the 'picture reader' category. put another way, thank goodness the TOM-TOM talks. he's not dumb tho- not real dumb. so anyway, back to my confession, cuz that is what i was getting ready to do here. yup. here it comes. if you can read, and you are reading this... then good buddy... this message is for you. i dropped the car jack on the gas tank of your harley. yup. i put that dent in the side of the tank. it wasn't a possum or raccoon like your gunna think. that's what you get for- i dunno what for- reading my diary i guess. it was an accident until i did it again, but i couldn't help myself, the dent just wasn't big enough the first three times. you said you wanted it painted. QUIT READING MY DIARY UNIBOMBER go out and check up on your bike now. heee heee.