April 8, 2011

my ultimate secret

dear i forgot i painted my nails diary,

one thing about being retarded is- when you wake up in the morning and the retarded-ness hasn't set in yet- and you look down and see your fingernails from the night before when you were retarded- (like i am now for instance) and it makes you realize, "wow, what a savant i really am when i am retarded." i don't want the secret to get out. then standards for all retards will be higher. i have been extremely lucky this far, being able to hide behind this mask, but i dunno how much longer i can do it. i will wear gloves today so people can not see my fingernails.