dear honey bunny diary,
happy easter y'all. the turkey is cookin now. i guess i'd planned for company when i picked out the big bird because it is huge. it is a darn good thing i didn't hit snooze on the alarm or it woulda had to have cooked all day. ima go back to bed here after i do you guys again, but doing you comes first- as always. i look forward to reaching into all y'alls lives everyday. it makes me think i am doing something important. i don't do shit here in mine- anymore, (duh) so dipping into yours is fun. i just wish i knew what i was doing with you out there. but it is safer this way- prolly- and cheaper- and i don't shave my legs all the time like i should- and i am not the most exciting person because i like to sleep all the time- so it is prolly best i plan my own african safari and burgle my own neighborhood houses for a new bed. and then there is becky. omg becky. when i do go to morocco tho- ima have to take her- or i cant go- just sayin. well i have my ideas about what you guys do- just from some of the emails and comments- but my imagination does run wild. thanks for having me as your whore this easter sunday. if you want some turkey- just stop by.
happy easter y'all. the turkey is cookin now. i guess i'd planned for company when i picked out the big bird because it is huge. it is a darn good thing i didn't hit snooze on the alarm or it woulda had to have cooked all day. ima go back to bed here after i do you guys again, but doing you comes first- as always. i look forward to reaching into all y'alls lives everyday. it makes me think i am doing something important. i don't do shit here in mine- anymore, (duh) so dipping into yours is fun. i just wish i knew what i was doing with you out there. but it is safer this way- prolly- and cheaper- and i don't shave my legs all the time like i should- and i am not the most exciting person because i like to sleep all the time- so it is prolly best i plan my own african safari and burgle my own neighborhood houses for a new bed. and then there is becky. omg becky. when i do go to morocco tho- ima have to take her- or i cant go- just sayin. well i have my ideas about what you guys do- just from some of the emails and comments- but my imagination does run wild. thanks for having me as your whore this easter sunday. if you want some turkey- just stop by.