dear dogs that snore diary,
the grump is the one who is rude in this house. the first night i finally shut up and what happens? he snores. (which technically i do not think fits the definition of rude, but whatever) AND HERE IS THE KICKER- he slept in the livingroom. i sat up twice trying to figure out what on earth that horrible sound was- and it was the grump. he had the snores bad last night. sometimes it is worse than others. he's doing it again now. it almost sounds like an asthma attack. you can throw something at him- but when it is like this bad- he will start right back up. his breathing seems so labored. i dunno. he'll be nine this year- and he has been doing it his whole life- i always assumed it was just the way he sleeps. the vet said there's nothing wrong with him- but damn. he needs a sleep study or something. his neck ain't even fat like the hero's was and i guess he had a bad problem snoring- but fuck if i knew. i only knew about the premature ejaculation and lying.
the grump is the one who is rude in this house. the first night i finally shut up and what happens? he snores. (which technically i do not think fits the definition of rude, but whatever) AND HERE IS THE KICKER- he slept in the livingroom. i sat up twice trying to figure out what on earth that horrible sound was- and it was the grump. he had the snores bad last night. sometimes it is worse than others. he's doing it again now. it almost sounds like an asthma attack. you can throw something at him- but when it is like this bad- he will start right back up. his breathing seems so labored. i dunno. he'll be nine this year- and he has been doing it his whole life- i always assumed it was just the way he sleeps. the vet said there's nothing wrong with him- but damn. he needs a sleep study or something. his neck ain't even fat like the hero's was and i guess he had a bad problem snoring- but fuck if i knew. i only knew about the premature ejaculation and lying.