dear women on tv diary,
why is it that all women on the tv lately look like they have mustaches? is it just me? i hope it is. it seems like there are dark shaded areas above the lips of all humans- men or women. i think it must be my eyeballs or someone has fucked with the tv again. even on the commercials- it's cracking me up. i like to draw mustaches on women in magazines at the doctor's office. yup, i am the one who does that. i also draw the pubic hairs coming out of underwear and bikinis too. i'll fucking destroy a magazine at the hospital and be rolling the whole time i am doing it. then i'll go put it back in a busy area just to watch someone read it. the payoff. once i peeled off a security sticker and flipped it in this lady's purse so when she left the store the alarm sounded and security stopped her and searched her stuff. that was many years ago, but it was funny. that lady was salty mad. she had a mustache is the only reason i did it.
why is it that all women on the tv lately look like they have mustaches? is it just me? i hope it is. it seems like there are dark shaded areas above the lips of all humans- men or women. i think it must be my eyeballs or someone has fucked with the tv again. even on the commercials- it's cracking me up. i like to draw mustaches on women in magazines at the doctor's office. yup, i am the one who does that. i also draw the pubic hairs coming out of underwear and bikinis too. i'll fucking destroy a magazine at the hospital and be rolling the whole time i am doing it. then i'll go put it back in a busy area just to watch someone read it. the payoff. once i peeled off a security sticker and flipped it in this lady's purse so when she left the store the alarm sounded and security stopped her and searched her stuff. that was many years ago, but it was funny. that lady was salty mad. she had a mustache is the only reason i did it.