dear missing the smell of shit diary,
one thing i never ever thought i would miss is the smell of shit, but i do. the cow shit in the barn at my grandma's smells like nothing else. it has a crisp clean shit smell that can be matched with no other kind of animal shit- especially like horse shit or chicken shit- the three kinds of shit smell totally different. if you already know- then you know i am right, and if you don't- then trust me- i am. in the order of pleasantries- for me it would go, cow shit, then chicken shit, then horse shit. whatever you do, avoid pig shit at any and all cost. whatever you do. you can tip a cow over when it's sleeping, they sleep standing up. cows aren't dumb tho, they will fuck somebody up. you don't necessarily want to piss a cow off, but if you do- usually you can get away before she gets it in her head to come after you. they don't really move around real fast like the ones in the rodeos- i mean they can- but the ones at grandmas didn't- they just moved away slow. be nice to a cow and feed her well and take her to the butcher shop and scar a child for LIFE.
one thing i never ever thought i would miss is the smell of shit, but i do. the cow shit in the barn at my grandma's smells like nothing else. it has a crisp clean shit smell that can be matched with no other kind of animal shit- especially like horse shit or chicken shit- the three kinds of shit smell totally different. if you already know- then you know i am right, and if you don't- then trust me- i am. in the order of pleasantries- for me it would go, cow shit, then chicken shit, then horse shit. whatever you do, avoid pig shit at any and all cost. whatever you do. you can tip a cow over when it's sleeping, they sleep standing up. cows aren't dumb tho, they will fuck somebody up. you don't necessarily want to piss a cow off, but if you do- usually you can get away before she gets it in her head to come after you. they don't really move around real fast like the ones in the rodeos- i mean they can- but the ones at grandmas didn't- they just moved away slow. be nice to a cow and feed her well and take her to the butcher shop and scar a child for LIFE.