dear your ass or mine diary,
since i slept all flippin ass day, i will be up all flippin ass night- in a perfect world that is. in this world- i'll be up i would say another 23 minutes and then i'll be sacked out like a fat ass- cept my ass ain't fat- but oh how i wish it was. there's been high traffic through here today- i ain't sure why- i haven't even posted anything i consider remotely pornographic in months. oh i suppose mouth sculptures was on the verge of being dirty- even tho it was true- excuse me IS true. i could suck any frozen treat into the shape of a phallus without so much as even a thought. i don't think its funny anymore either. ima start eating my frozen confectioneries right from the start- no more licking on anything. ima bite that head the second it makes it to my mouth- just so my subconscious doesn't try to sneak in any un-needed practice. for the love of Christ- let me be perfect at something.
since i slept all flippin ass day, i will be up all flippin ass night- in a perfect world that is. in this world- i'll be up i would say another 23 minutes and then i'll be sacked out like a fat ass- cept my ass ain't fat- but oh how i wish it was. there's been high traffic through here today- i ain't sure why- i haven't even posted anything i consider remotely pornographic in months. oh i suppose mouth sculptures was on the verge of being dirty- even tho it was true- excuse me IS true. i could suck any frozen treat into the shape of a phallus without so much as even a thought. i don't think its funny anymore either. ima start eating my frozen confectioneries right from the start- no more licking on anything. ima bite that head the second it makes it to my mouth- just so my subconscious doesn't try to sneak in any un-needed practice. for the love of Christ- let me be perfect at something.