dear don't tell me you love me diary,
someone hid my favorite toothpaste. i didn't even notice til i spit the nasty shit out of my mouth. it made me so mad i almost never want to brush my teeth again. who knew i had to check the fucking toothpaste before using it. i will from now on. i've made the mental note. my paperwork i got ready to give away saturday, i love it so much- i hate to give it away. it is that good. ima redo page three- BECAUSE IMA FUCKING IDIOT AND CANT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS and i can hear my 3rd grade teacher saying, "an employer may toss your application in the garbage simply because you didn't follow a direction," and i didn't. it said to 'circle one,' and i fucked around and circled TWO- omg. i need to fix it. that says i am worthless, incompetent, slow, dumb, retarded, and shoulda been payin more attention. dangit. piss me off. that's fine. ima do it now. while ima thinking about it.
someone hid my favorite toothpaste. i didn't even notice til i spit the nasty shit out of my mouth. it made me so mad i almost never want to brush my teeth again. who knew i had to check the fucking toothpaste before using it. i will from now on. i've made the mental note. my paperwork i got ready to give away saturday, i love it so much- i hate to give it away. it is that good. ima redo page three- BECAUSE IMA FUCKING IDIOT AND CANT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS and i can hear my 3rd grade teacher saying, "an employer may toss your application in the garbage simply because you didn't follow a direction," and i didn't. it said to 'circle one,' and i fucked around and circled TWO- omg. i need to fix it. that says i am worthless, incompetent, slow, dumb, retarded, and shoulda been payin more attention. dangit. piss me off. that's fine. ima do it now. while ima thinking about it.