April 28, 2011

search engine suggestions

dear diary,

i am a whore. for the love of the sakes of the pete. i am a whore. there. it'll come up much easier now. i am a whore. your momma's a whore. your daddy is a whore. your greasy greasy grandma is a whore. your next door neighbor is prolly a whore. your dog is a whore and if your husband is the whore i know that he prolly is, that ain't my problem. at all. not this time it ain't. anyway next time you do a google search- try, 'dear diary, and family of whores,' and i am sure you'll get a whole volume of greatest whore hits.