dear today i am buying dirt diary,
i love to buy dirt. i fucked myself good this year, but in the best way ever. for once my plans worked exactly the way that they were supposed to, (insert round of applause here) and ima get off cheap as hail. last year i spent a fortune. and this year i wont spend shit. tell you what, last year was a mother bitch whore of an expensive year- anyway you look at it. wow. i was certainly blessed in so many ways tho- and reaping the comforts still. ima get two bags of dirt for my only bed i getta do this year and two bags of mulch and i'll be done with the eastbed and ready for flowers in the westbed. i love fresh yummy dirt and pretty flowers to come home to. they wait for you. they smile for you. they smile back at you. they wake up before you.
i love to buy dirt. i fucked myself good this year, but in the best way ever. for once my plans worked exactly the way that they were supposed to, (insert round of applause here) and ima get off cheap as hail. last year i spent a fortune. and this year i wont spend shit. tell you what, last year was a mother bitch whore of an expensive year- anyway you look at it. wow. i was certainly blessed in so many ways tho- and reaping the comforts still. ima get two bags of dirt for my only bed i getta do this year and two bags of mulch and i'll be done with the eastbed and ready for flowers in the westbed. i love fresh yummy dirt and pretty flowers to come home to. they wait for you. they smile for you. they smile back at you. they wake up before you.