May 8, 2011

brand spankme new

dear untitled post diary,

for some reason this was a draft i started and never finished. we cant be havin that shit. i do not like to start something and not finish. prince harry, he got up whila go and i asked him if he saw the new grill. he did and replied, "why is it all beat up? dad have a hard time puttin it together?" well needless to say, i almost squirted out of my peehole as i was spitting out of my mouth. it's funny how well kids know their parents. it really is. i love my kids. and i love my new grill. it is perfect in every way.

go go go!!