dear music on the radio diary,
i am sorry to all you BOSTON fans, but here goes. I HATE the band BOSTON. i don't care how iconic they are in our american culture or nothin. they whine when they sing. even the guitars whine. i need to clean out my scumbag car. omg. all the glasses clanking around in the back floorboard one is bound to break and i cant afford to lose anymore glasses for the house- i am having a hard time finding the ones that belong there now. i bet the unibomber had to have a bottle in the car as a baby because this mother fucker can not leave without a pop between his legs and a cigarette in his jaw. it's kinda cute tho, to back out of the driveway and hear, "clank," from the floorboards in the back seat. and when you take off at a stop light- same deal, "clank," and when the old lady slams on her brakes in front of you, "super forward clank." it'll seem like something is missing when i take them out later and leave into the clank-less sunset. then it'll seem like i got new dishes when i unload the dishwasher and look for places to put them all away again.
i am sorry to all you BOSTON fans, but here goes. I HATE the band BOSTON. i don't care how iconic they are in our american culture or nothin. they whine when they sing. even the guitars whine. i need to clean out my scumbag car. omg. all the glasses clanking around in the back floorboard one is bound to break and i cant afford to lose anymore glasses for the house- i am having a hard time finding the ones that belong there now. i bet the unibomber had to have a bottle in the car as a baby because this mother fucker can not leave without a pop between his legs and a cigarette in his jaw. it's kinda cute tho, to back out of the driveway and hear, "clank," from the floorboards in the back seat. and when you take off at a stop light- same deal, "clank," and when the old lady slams on her brakes in front of you, "super forward clank." it'll seem like something is missing when i take them out later and leave into the clank-less sunset. then it'll seem like i got new dishes when i unload the dishwasher and look for places to put them all away again.