dear i wish i had diary,
because if there was a place where i could take my snake and serve her an 'all she could eat buffet' of rats and big healthy mice, i would go there prolly twice a month. and what they should do is weigh the animal when we walk in and then weigh the animal on the way out- and then charge according to how much the animal ate. i think my snake could eat prolly three rats and a couple mice. ordinarily, snakes ain't posta switch back and forth between mice and rats, but my snake ain't spoiled and doesn't adhere to the special rules and guidelines of the other more domesticated snakes. i know this because the unibomber (of course) went to the pet store to get rats (she'd been away from mice for over a year) and he brought her back two little bitty mice- like she ate when she was no bigger than a pencil. when i opened the box- i let out a fantastic scream- for i'd always thought once a snake went rat- they never went back. i had a waiting hungry preying snake in the shower- i threw in a tiny mouse- and that tiny mouse was gone in an instant. i threw in the other and it too- poof- was gone. i let her get used to the idea of being done eating for a while- and i got used to the idea that she ate two mice. but she went back to rats without any problem and the unibomber no longer goes for her meals.
because if there was a place where i could take my snake and serve her an 'all she could eat buffet' of rats and big healthy mice, i would go there prolly twice a month. and what they should do is weigh the animal when we walk in and then weigh the animal on the way out- and then charge according to how much the animal ate. i think my snake could eat prolly three rats and a couple mice. ordinarily, snakes ain't posta switch back and forth between mice and rats, but my snake ain't spoiled and doesn't adhere to the special rules and guidelines of the other more domesticated snakes. i know this because the unibomber (of course) went to the pet store to get rats (she'd been away from mice for over a year) and he brought her back two little bitty mice- like she ate when she was no bigger than a pencil. when i opened the box- i let out a fantastic scream- for i'd always thought once a snake went rat- they never went back. i had a waiting hungry preying snake in the shower- i threw in a tiny mouse- and that tiny mouse was gone in an instant. i threw in the other and it too- poof- was gone. i let her get used to the idea of being done eating for a while- and i got used to the idea that she ate two mice. but she went back to rats without any problem and the unibomber no longer goes for her meals.