dear daddy fixed his doorbell diary,
i talked to my dad early tonight and he had the doorbell repair man over to fix the doorbell that was hit by lightning a month ago. i didn't know there was such a repair person, but turns out there is. the man came in and took daddy right down to the basement to where a 'transformer' was at and he replaced it and a couple of the house number bulbs and he got a new doorbell pusher button switch he said and i told him he still needed to take the grump. i have been after him for years to get a big mean ass dog- he wont do it. he wouldn't need a doorbell at all if he had the grump over there. i wouldn't worry about him one single bit ever if he had a set of teeth to greet people. he wont listen. then i think about the grump biting at me the other day when he wouldn't give up the unibomber's hat. my dad would pull out the shotgun and shoot him. i know he would. i've seen him do it and i know where he keeps it. so, i know my dad is safe i suppose.
i talked to my dad early tonight and he had the doorbell repair man over to fix the doorbell that was hit by lightning a month ago. i didn't know there was such a repair person, but turns out there is. the man came in and took daddy right down to the basement to where a 'transformer' was at and he replaced it and a couple of the house number bulbs and he got a new doorbell pusher button switch he said and i told him he still needed to take the grump. i have been after him for years to get a big mean ass dog- he wont do it. he wouldn't need a doorbell at all if he had the grump over there. i wouldn't worry about him one single bit ever if he had a set of teeth to greet people. he wont listen. then i think about the grump biting at me the other day when he wouldn't give up the unibomber's hat. my dad would pull out the shotgun and shoot him. i know he would. i've seen him do it and i know where he keeps it. so, i know my dad is safe i suppose.