dear stinking fish in the room diary,
my hair sometimes hurts as it grows out of my head. it sure does. it is now. i often rub my scalp in an effort to help it feel better up there, but it doesn't help, nothing does. sometimes i get an ice pack and put up there, but nothing works. it's just so sore and achy feeling at my crown. i think it's my hair growing. i am just really glad my leg hairs don't ache when they grow- or my one chin hair or, omg, my twat hair. wouldn't that suck to have an aching triangle every time i get done shaving? i like to shave my twat. it really keeps it so much cooler down there. not only does it look much more appealing, i think, it weathers storms better, and handles humidity better, and just has an overall better attitude towards the environment in general. it gets along better with everyone. i shaved my elbows the other day, i sure did. damn they look nice. i didn't know i had strings of hair hanging off them till i felt them blowing in the wind hanging out the window the other day. i ought to be good now for another twenty years or so. i suppose i'll TRY for the bed again. it cant hurt now that the sun is about up and it is the noisy day of the week. FUCK MY ASS.
my hair sometimes hurts as it grows out of my head. it sure does. it is now. i often rub my scalp in an effort to help it feel better up there, but it doesn't help, nothing does. sometimes i get an ice pack and put up there, but nothing works. it's just so sore and achy feeling at my crown. i think it's my hair growing. i am just really glad my leg hairs don't ache when they grow- or my one chin hair or, omg, my twat hair. wouldn't that suck to have an aching triangle every time i get done shaving? i like to shave my twat. it really keeps it so much cooler down there. not only does it look much more appealing, i think, it weathers storms better, and handles humidity better, and just has an overall better attitude towards the environment in general. it gets along better with everyone. i shaved my elbows the other day, i sure did. damn they look nice. i didn't know i had strings of hair hanging off them till i felt them blowing in the wind hanging out the window the other day. i ought to be good now for another twenty years or so. i suppose i'll TRY for the bed again. it cant hurt now that the sun is about up and it is the noisy day of the week. FUCK MY ASS.
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