June 21, 2011

lumpy gravy can be good

dear did it anyway diary,

i said i wasn't gunna do it, but look at me go. i slept all day and here i am, up all night. i like staying up all night though. i have the world all to myself. then while all the working people scurry off to do their jobs, i sleep in peace and safety. it is a win win situation. we all can live together in this same tiny fucking town. cuntface can keep her tiny dick man and everything. i wouldn't be seen with him in public, but that's on her. why am i not tired? i know one thing, i am not going to mcdonalds. i don't give a fuck. i'll go somewhere else before i go there because i don't feel like having heartburn all fucking day long. i could eat some eggs right now. but i could eat eggs anytime. i love eggs. add gravy to eggs and oh shit- oh my shit- oh wow shit- mmm. i love gravy, almost as much as eggs- maybe more. you can do so much with gravy and it is so filling. i feel for people who don't understand the concept of gravy. gravy is old school, yes, and it is the essential comfort food, even when you ain't uncomfortable. but gravy is the kind of staple that holds it all together. don't give up on life until they pass you the gravy boat and the fucker is bone dry. then just give up. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. i already know she cant make the gravy.