June 9, 2011

bottles and boots

dear thinking and winking diary,

yeah and so what. i am happy today. i saw a cool glass boot with a wooden sole filled with all different colors of fingernail polish in my dream- it was at merle norman and it was EIGHTY BUCKS. the thing about it was- when you painted your nails one color, you dumped that color out and then the next color would magically be ready to use. i had to have it and i bought it, but swore never to use it. i just wanted to look at it forever and ever. i told the lady i collected bottles and boots, and i do, and if i ever did see a boot bottle like that- i would buy that bitch- eighty bucks or not- but it wasn't opi polish- and that disappointed me- because even in my dreams you see- that's the only paint i will use.