dear flavorite day diary,
so today being my favorite day of the week and my body being clean and all, i thought it would be a good day to leave the house, but i might not. i haven't decided yet. i have certain places i could go, but i dunno if i want to venture out in this hot shit or not. if you were to weigh the differences between what is good and bad about leaving today- you'd have more on the good scale, but i still don't want to get dressed. if i could get out of here naked, that would be a whole different story now wouldn't it. but i think there is a law against that. a law that us NON-CITY EMPLOYEES have to follow. but i what i am sure of, if i was a hero, or a hero's wife (vomit in my throat) i could do whatever i wanted, including but not limited to: leaving the house in inappropriate fashions, adulteress behaviors, criminally spreading sexually transmitted diseases (plural), stealing from people, lying to the elderly, lying in court, taking advantage of the disadvantaged, playing the victim, harassing others, not accepting responsibility for anything. gladly i'd skip forgiving if i could only forget.
so today being my favorite day of the week and my body being clean and all, i thought it would be a good day to leave the house, but i might not. i haven't decided yet. i have certain places i could go, but i dunno if i want to venture out in this hot shit or not. if you were to weigh the differences between what is good and bad about leaving today- you'd have more on the good scale, but i still don't want to get dressed. if i could get out of here naked, that would be a whole different story now wouldn't it. but i think there is a law against that. a law that us NON-CITY EMPLOYEES have to follow. but i what i am sure of, if i was a hero, or a hero's wife (vomit in my throat) i could do whatever i wanted, including but not limited to: leaving the house in inappropriate fashions, adulteress behaviors, criminally spreading sexually transmitted diseases (plural), stealing from people, lying to the elderly, lying in court, taking advantage of the disadvantaged, playing the victim, harassing others, not accepting responsibility for anything. gladly i'd skip forgiving if i could only forget.