dear first lick diary,
my gawd the first lick of a sucker always turns my mouth inside out and fills it all up with spit and immediately starts working on turning that stick into the worthless piece of mush paper it is. why cant they just make mouth sized candy this good without the damn stick- i have always wondered- but i dunno- they prolly do and i am the only dumb whore left in the world who doesn't know about it. i sound like a dying person in intensive care on a respirator when i suck a sucker with no hands, fuck if i didn't just make myself laugh and spit sticky spit all over CUZ OF YOU GUYS, but it is hard to breath and swallow and lick and suck and type- all without making a noise. i usually make noise when i suck anyway, but that's beside the point, i also make noise when other things suck- like when there used to be a run in the joint. this orange charm sweet pop sucker, my last one from the state farm insurance lady, is so damn tasty, i love it. SHOUT OUT BEST INSURANCE COMPANY EVER!!
my gawd the first lick of a sucker always turns my mouth inside out and fills it all up with spit and immediately starts working on turning that stick into the worthless piece of mush paper it is. why cant they just make mouth sized candy this good without the damn stick- i have always wondered- but i dunno- they prolly do and i am the only dumb whore left in the world who doesn't know about it. i sound like a dying person in intensive care on a respirator when i suck a sucker with no hands, fuck if i didn't just make myself laugh and spit sticky spit all over CUZ OF YOU GUYS, but it is hard to breath and swallow and lick and suck and type- all without making a noise. i usually make noise when i suck anyway, but that's beside the point, i also make noise when other things suck- like when there used to be a run in the joint. this orange charm sweet pop sucker, my last one from the state farm insurance lady, is so damn tasty, i love it. SHOUT OUT BEST INSURANCE COMPANY EVER!!