June 5, 2011

got the clapper bug

dear egg white only omelet no cheese bugs diary,

earlier, i was hot, late, and fresh from the tub- i got a couple of lotto tickets for tonight and still don't know how they played out. i can not take this place right now. momma told me when i was young, some people look over things others think are so important. she told me not to be like that. it is for this reason i watch for the reason. when i go fast down the road, i seem to wait more. there, in the shade waiting tonight- what i thought was a bird passed above my breast. i looked down to see if it had shit. it was one of those dumb bugs. it began to rattle and clap at  me. then others began to rattle and clap and soon there was a thunder of applause and a garden of rattle snakes descending from the darkness around me. that shit was loud as hell. then there was ONE in my car. people eat those things. not me. i wont. some claim they wont come into the city. they're over here on my side of town. i can share my side of town, but not my freaking dinner plate.