dear good morning worm your honor diary,
i haven't seen the snake in three days. part of me hopes it has died under that rock. forgive me for thinking that out loud, but fuck man, i have suffered a tremendous amount of abuse AND it costs me out the ass twat to feed that thing. AND it takes up SO much room in my living room. the only two things good about a snake are; they are quiet and don't smell. i thought about taking it over to my dad's house. but then what would he say about that i wonder. he might get a kick out of it, or he might snap. well snap ain't really the best word to use, my dad doesn't snap about anything. he may suggest a better place. of course i would still be responsible for feeding it and all that- cleaning out the tank and all- even though i know my dad prolly wouldn't be scared to touch the snake like everyone else is around here. maybe i'll get on craig's list and look for a new life partner/soul mate for my snake. there's so many to choose from on there- i'll just bet i can find her the perfect match.
i haven't seen the snake in three days. part of me hopes it has died under that rock. forgive me for thinking that out loud, but fuck man, i have suffered a tremendous amount of abuse AND it costs me out the ass twat to feed that thing. AND it takes up SO much room in my living room. the only two things good about a snake are; they are quiet and don't smell. i thought about taking it over to my dad's house. but then what would he say about that i wonder. he might get a kick out of it, or he might snap. well snap ain't really the best word to use, my dad doesn't snap about anything. he may suggest a better place. of course i would still be responsible for feeding it and all that- cleaning out the tank and all- even though i know my dad prolly wouldn't be scared to touch the snake like everyone else is around here. maybe i'll get on craig's list and look for a new life partner/soul mate for my snake. there's so many to choose from on there- i'll just bet i can find her the perfect match.