June 5, 2011

monetize my flat ass

dear over-blogging diary,

in an attempt to slow down my blogging rate, i limit myself to one blog per hour now. then when i over blog, i set them to post an hour later and so on. i wonder if anyone has seen my clips over on the 'whore boob tube.' i'm gunna change all those pretty quick- so you better look soon before the programming changes. since not one person has offered to buy me that rock i have on there yet- i might as well ditch it too- i'm thinking about trying for something else now. one thing i promise you guys will never find when you get here though is advertisements to buy shit. i mean- i'll tell you once in a while when i personally LIKE a product- like those TGIF fried green beans the other day- and opi nail polish- and hi-c drink pouches (lava blast orange)- and tylenol, but i won't ever be having 'RELATIVE ADVERTISEMENTS,' so i just wish they would stop begging. shit.