dear on the sail diary,
i don't have any ideas what a good offer would be. i don't even know what we are bidding on. but sailing around the world really doesn't interest me, so if i had a ticket to go, i'd start the bidding at $18.99. it would be a bargain. i've told y'all before how much i ain't really in to water boating and i still ain't. once the unibomber and i went with one of his drunk friends on the lake and we had an accident. i am unsure if that tainted my experience with the water forever, but it has for the last twenty years. now they say great white sharks want to swim with people and not eat them, thanks- but i'll swim in a pool yet- i ain't convinced. i never really liked when the unibomber had his waterbed. i had my dry bed across from it. that was the best two years of sleep i ever had. this is post number 1899, but it is not for sale. if i do ever get a ticket to sail around the world, i would certainly post it immediately on here and let anyone take my place.