dear damn shit hail mother fucker twat ass diary,
the grump just farted and stunk up the entire area. we all have issues, some of us just burp and fart and have more internal gas than others. i couldn't be with a man who burped all the time. i'm just sayin. and blowing out the cracked window- doesn't even help- if i might add. cupping and catching your fart in your hand and releasing it above your head- in hopes it will stink somewhere else, well- that doesn't work so good either, but i'm sure someone has clued you in by now eh?? the bed has been a fairly festive place tonight and i still haven't done my chicken. i'll do it. maybe in the middle of the night the bird will pull me from my bed.
the grump just farted and stunk up the entire area. we all have issues, some of us just burp and fart and have more internal gas than others. i couldn't be with a man who burped all the time. i'm just sayin. and blowing out the cracked window- doesn't even help- if i might add. cupping and catching your fart in your hand and releasing it above your head- in hopes it will stink somewhere else, well- that doesn't work so good either, but i'm sure someone has clued you in by now eh?? the bed has been a fairly festive place tonight and i still haven't done my chicken. i'll do it. maybe in the middle of the night the bird will pull me from my bed.