dear face to face diary,
moving forward is usually fine by my normal standards. frankly, i've been trying to speed up time for a while. but all of a sudden this week it all came to a screeching halt. wasn't today sunday? i thought it was all day. it just never really felt like it. we had a good day really, non eventful. most of the day we spent in bed, i got humped by the grump and now his newest thing is to growl while he humps me when i ask him to. i say, "talk dirty to me baby," and he really makes it sound terrible. not you or anyone else could convince me that my dog, the amazing and super sexy grump, does not understand every single word i say to him. it doesn't bother me one single bit that i have scratches and bruises all up and down my sides where he hugs me so tightly. part of me wonders how normal it is to allow my dog to hump me, but i figure fuck it, as long as i keep my pants on and it feels good- i might as well keep on doin it.