dear whole family diary,
now that the grump has his belly full of lamb and green tea, shit you not, and every fucking bowl is dirty in my kitchen, double shit you not, i had a hand breaded smashed pork tenderloin with fresh uncured pickles on a toasty bun and it was pretty buttfucking good- i'll tell you that right now, but i am ready for a nap again- triple shit you not, with my man- the grumpy lumpy king of the road- and i feel bad for becky- not being top dog at the moment- but she'll resume her status in time- and then get showered with so much love she wont know how to act- quadruple shit you not. which is bullshit times a a million. I SHIT YOU THE FUCK NOT.