dear oh my head diary,
if you have ugly feet, especially ugly toes, the deal is OFF. even if we didn't have a deal- we wont be making one. i got a 'thing' about sexy feet. feet are important to me. i like feet. feet are cool. you can have an arm missing, but please have both feet. i like the taste of toes in the morning. you may just as well turn on a man and beat him over the head if he refuses to share his feet with you and i've had a stingy footed man before and they ain't fun. i wanna be on my man and his feet- don't hold me back. i want to check them suckers out before any "i's" are dotted and before any "t's" are crossed.