dear right on schedule diary,
i am now on my way to sleep in my bed where i always sleep because i am fucking tired with heavy eyelids that hardly want to be open anymore. the big light above my fat head is on- which means someone will have to get up and turn the bitch off because it ain't gunna flicker off by itself. i don't have to pee, but what do you bet it will be me who gets up and i will make a super big production of the whole deal. when i wake up i will go back to sleep because i wont be ready to get up and i'll be so glad to have the whole day to sleep quietly. goodnight judy laptop and rudolph remote control. if i had peter the pellet gun i would consider the big light my new target. damn ima have to get up to go back down. thanks for reminding me to set andy alarm though. i would have fucking forgot.