August 1, 2011

killin and fuckin and laughin

dear heavy towels soak up less water diary,

how many times have you spilled something and needed more than one totally dry towel to mop up the mess. i don't do it as much as i used to, but i do it enough. rotten milk is the worst to sour in a good high quality heavy towel, you'll be lucky if the smell ever comes out. i know shad guts, or the smell of, doesn't come out of a cooler anytime soon. that's why you should never put shad guts in a cooler, please refrain from doing so at any and all cost. if you have already found yourself  making this most horrific mistake, chalk it up to a horrible fucking lesson and laugh it off. i did. coolers aren't as expensive as they used to be and neither are towels for that matter.