August 24, 2011

my dog pisses on a wanna be palm tree

dear one of these days diary,

how much will it take before enough is enough? i mention the word "california," in one of my few final postings before i shut my beady little eyes and BOOM guess where i spent my entire dream cycle. in my dream it always looks different though- there are only palm trees in certain places. the road to my aunt and uncle's house has palm trees lining both sides of the street. if you tilt the camcorder up as you are driving- you get that famous hollywood shot. i think it's tweedy lane if anyone wants to google earth it. we have a palm tree in the back yard now since the unibomber trimmed it to look like one. i'll take a picture and update this later for y'all to see. i ain't doing it now on the count that i barely have any clothes on and i'll get bit up by mosquitoes and prolly die of the west nile virus.