dear new box of q-tips diary,
a fresh box of q-tips is always a treat. but once you open them fuckers and let the humidity in- the remaining 498 of them bitches are all but ruined. what did they do in the old days before sandy q. tip invented q-tips anyway? fuck me- i couldn't live without them. i use them bitches for everything. i go through about a box a month prolly. i use quite a few on the grump. i wash his ears. right now them suckers are showroom clean, but i get a little water cap full of ocean water nose spray and i use that solution to clean out his ear cracks. for a dying dog, i'd say he sure is doing pretty dang good.
a fresh box of q-tips is always a treat. but once you open them fuckers and let the humidity in- the remaining 498 of them bitches are all but ruined. what did they do in the old days before sandy q. tip invented q-tips anyway? fuck me- i couldn't live without them. i use them bitches for everything. i go through about a box a month prolly. i use quite a few on the grump. i wash his ears. right now them suckers are showroom clean, but i get a little water cap full of ocean water nose spray and i use that solution to clean out his ear cracks. for a dying dog, i'd say he sure is doing pretty dang good.