September 10, 2011

advice to ALL women but ONE

dear unwanted sexual advance diary,

a sexual advancer and sexual abuser- there are common and certainly useful easy ways to prevent such occurrences from happening and keeping those kind of low life creeps off your grid. these little 'tricks' have been known to mankind since the caveman days and even prolly even before. there are several ways women can fend of sexual predators and advances that are unwarranted and totally undesired. the first thing a woman can do is present herself in a non-appealing fashion. she can dress like a vagrant. a dirty pair of polyester slacks and a stained shirt will be sure to turn heads- the other way. she can also not comb her hair or apply any sort of make-up or lotion. remember, every offender starts out a simple man, so you never know if the one you're dressing up for might turn into an attacker/monster/hero. if that doesn't work, or work well, the woman could try very hard to mimic the smell of a fish. even better would be a sweaty fish with the faint smell of nut sack and onion, but any fish will do. when a sexual offender is attacking, he looks for a victim who will not offend him. it is the victim's duty to offend the offender to keep him from offending. sometimes, by my own experience however, i have learned that even both the above 'tricks' don't work. it is at this time i would implore you to seek legal counsel to avoid going through what i did. thank you very much and have a good day.