September 10, 2011

jolly time in the kitchen

dear what ima do later diary,

i thought about it and i have decided i am not going to do jolly jack shit today. it's just going to be another normal everyday day for me. ima sit back and relax and do my thing- nothing. i am pretty good at doing nothing and i enjoy it. it's safe for me too. i cant get injured doing it. i beat the couch cushion out with a stick last night and dust flew out everywhere- now that is something- compared to nothing. i suppose i could have been injured doing that horrific job, but i wasn't, so i might try that again someday when i tire from doing nothing again. i might prepare the carpet for the vacuum to be ran. i have to pick up dog toys- all thirty nine of them. i've tried to teach the dogs to put their kongs in a wicker basket, but since i started hanging all my baskets from the ceiling like you're supposed to (SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE) well, now they cant reach up there. ima just fucking bring the baskets back down and hang my pans back up. i get tired of running all over looking for a fucking pan to cook my macaroni and cheese in anyway. fuck.