September 10, 2011

you're so funny

dear working out so far diary,

today i've had a brilliant nap, for three hours and thirty minutes. it was a terrifically and tremendously awesome nap of which i will not soon forget. then when i woke up i called walgreens to see if my prescription was called in yesterday by my doctor, and get this, i thought i sounded really official when i asked and apparently i did because the pharmacist asked if i was calling from the doctor's office! i should have said, "YES," and ordered valium. i have a really strange voice. sometimes i can sound so stupid and i guess sometimes i can sound like a doctor. i'm not very good at calling my kids in to miss school- i always start laughing. i cant pull off prank calls either- i'll lose it half way through the call. the whole thing is, if the other party doesn't know they are involved in a prank- i'll ruin it every time. i am not a jokester. but now if it's an accidental prank- hey- i'm all for it.