dear i paid a bunch of money diary,
if you sit back and think about it some, well hang on ima make the unibomber get me a cookie. he's bringing me cereal instead now- with a banana. oh fuck now the damn tv just came un-paused. how am i supposed to think about anything when things are loud and i am hungry. so i paid a bunch of fucking money one year for this new feather blanket and omg i forgot how bad cereal sucks. yuck. nasty. ick. i wont be eating that shit again for another 29 years. but this blanket with feathers, it's a nice blanket- without a doubt. i haven't even burned it yet. i keep it in a garbage bag every winter- and i really cant say every winter cuz i ain't had it but a couple. really my only recordable complaint about my blanket is its ability to maintain the feathers within the confines of the material that was supposed to encase them. they seem to inch their way out so easily- i prolly would have used some better feather reinforcement while constructing my feather blanket. but then that's prolly why i missed the blanket maker bus- cuz blankets are prolly posta have feathers coming out of them so other homeless- herpes infested- unattractive- dirty- scumbag- hero- fat- married- birds don't try to butter up and roost all over them.
if you sit back and think about it some, well hang on ima make the unibomber get me a cookie. he's bringing me cereal instead now- with a banana. oh fuck now the damn tv just came un-paused. how am i supposed to think about anything when things are loud and i am hungry. so i paid a bunch of fucking money one year for this new feather blanket and omg i forgot how bad cereal sucks. yuck. nasty. ick. i wont be eating that shit again for another 29 years. but this blanket with feathers, it's a nice blanket- without a doubt. i haven't even burned it yet. i keep it in a garbage bag every winter- and i really cant say every winter cuz i ain't had it but a couple. really my only recordable complaint about my blanket is its ability to maintain the feathers within the confines of the material that was supposed to encase them. they seem to inch their way out so easily- i prolly would have used some better feather reinforcement while constructing my feather blanket. but then that's prolly why i missed the blanket maker bus- cuz blankets are prolly posta have feathers coming out of them so other homeless- herpes infested- unattractive- dirty- scumbag- hero- fat- married- birds don't try to butter up and roost all over them.