February 25, 2011

damn that becky

dear it ain't happenin diary,

i finally won- if you want to call it that- then becky started her shit- crying wanted to go out back. i was up at 4 and then 5 too, i wanted to wring her neck- but i couldn't find anything to do it with. and then i remembered my strange dream- very strange indeed- i had went into the men's restroom on accident it seemed. i was scared to come out- i didn't know what to do- so i hid in the stall for a few. people started looking for me soon- i guess i never came back out- i heard them calling my name and shit so i began to shout, "i am in here, i went in the wrong one- someone come and get me out!" i don't know who the voice belonged to but it said, "stay right there dumbass- i'll get you." with that i felt relief and knew my wait was over. that was a scary dream to have and one i hope to never live- being in the men's restroom with some filthy fucking pigs.