February 25, 2011

funky town (talk about it)

dear blogging at perkins diary,

i've sat in this booth before, but it doesn't really upset me to sit here again. really. its fun to connect to country nutrition. i honestly thought perkins had wi-fi, but upon arrival- they didnt. it's not stealing if the connection is floating in the air- hello? bitch i'm using that shit. fuckin it'll take me five whole minutes. come and get me. it is pretty crowded for being this late at night- i figured this close to midnight- it'd be empty- it's not. they got some jams playin up in here too- cant go wrong with the 70's tunes. oh hail- people are leavin- i must be scaring them off in my pajamas and high tech devices. my kid wanted pancakes- i wanted eggs. something about eggs is really what i like as a meal. the thing is- when i go to bed on a belly full of eggs- i fucking pay for that shit later. more people leavin. ha ha ha ha. i will clear this bitch out.