February 25, 2011

no room for pie

dear waiting for food diary,

my shit better not be nasty either. once i brought prince harry here before school and he cried for a milkshake. when the waitress asked him what the matter was he told her i wouldn't let him have one and the bitch brought him one. i should not have left her a tip, but i feel bad for people who have to work. i always leave a tip. i love onions. my food just came and i ate one. hashbrowns. yep. orgasm. eggs. wow. starving. bye. be home soon