February 20, 2011

slap that ass

dear charcoal diary,

drawing a blank. not naming any names here, but sporting a bush downtown is not healthy for the sporter- or the sportee. with that being said, there is a delicate balance between sculpture and scalping the mound. self induced cock block. i would be embarrassed to sprout my tree with no grass on the hill. especially when the color is so fleshy pink. think about that lucky guy. what is this feeling you're so sure of? what is the down side? put your head in the toilet. where are the turnovers? free toast for a week. i got a surprise for you. where are the knives. got a phone? wanna buy a watch? i believe in a two state solution. just go. take you shitty ass ideas and go home. take matters into your own hands and go home. it's where you want to be. hey i gotta leave in five minutes. you need a positive influence. i should have known something was wrong.