dear in the dark diary,
i asked the grump if anyone was here a few minutes ago and got no response, and now he wants to bark after i don't hear anything anymore. asshole. i did think i heard something in the driveway- but it was my imagination again. i have an active imagination. damn active. and the only vitamins i take are vitamin d. i have a major deficiency in the vitamin d area, and yet i drink milk like a freak. i love cheese and sour cream and all that shit- but my little tiny ankles ache and my doc told me my shit was low. when i do the test again- if my levels haven't increased after supplementing the vitamin d- i may have an issue absorbing it. but i dunno what that means yet. all i know is vitamin d has made me feel so much better since ive been on that shit. everyone says it it because i haven't been smoking pot. whatever, or rather, wtfe. clearly pot made me gain weight, i cant keep my pants on. pot curbed my creativity- i never had a blog. marijuana made me a more private person- i never talked about pot- or posted pictures of my old weed on the internet- i was to scared. i never publicly and continuously not had contact in a sober fashion- all while following court orders to do so and had so much fun doing it- in my life ever. i may not ever feel the need for weed again. i am liking this.
i asked the grump if anyone was here a few minutes ago and got no response, and now he wants to bark after i don't hear anything anymore. asshole. i did think i heard something in the driveway- but it was my imagination again. i have an active imagination. damn active. and the only vitamins i take are vitamin d. i have a major deficiency in the vitamin d area, and yet i drink milk like a freak. i love cheese and sour cream and all that shit- but my little tiny ankles ache and my doc told me my shit was low. when i do the test again- if my levels haven't increased after supplementing the vitamin d- i may have an issue absorbing it. but i dunno what that means yet. all i know is vitamin d has made me feel so much better since ive been on that shit. everyone says it it because i haven't been smoking pot. whatever, or rather, wtfe. clearly pot made me gain weight, i cant keep my pants on. pot curbed my creativity- i never had a blog. marijuana made me a more private person- i never talked about pot- or posted pictures of my old weed on the internet- i was to scared. i never publicly and continuously not had contact in a sober fashion- all while following court orders to do so and had so much fun doing it- in my life ever. i may not ever feel the need for weed again. i am liking this.
