dear diary,
sleeping til just now was a blessing, until prince harry woke me up. wasn't it just the otherday i was crying for another baby? huh. that's interesting. i was so wise in my younger days. wonder what happened to all that wisdom. at least enough stuck with me to not give birth again. i have becky and a nosebleed. we were sleeping and she popped me a good one when we both got startled and woke up and my nose has been bleeding ever since. i don't mind. it really didn't hurt- it was more of a surprise than anything. what a nice second way to start the day. again, i love children and i look incredibly sexy with kleenex rolled up and stuffed in my nose. i never went to mcdonalds. i just thought about it a LOT. i need to take a bath today- but i might not. what a hour shorted day. that is a bunch of crap. i needed that hour.
sleeping til just now was a blessing, until prince harry woke me up. wasn't it just the otherday i was crying for another baby? huh. that's interesting. i was so wise in my younger days. wonder what happened to all that wisdom. at least enough stuck with me to not give birth again. i have becky and a nosebleed. we were sleeping and she popped me a good one when we both got startled and woke up and my nose has been bleeding ever since. i don't mind. it really didn't hurt- it was more of a surprise than anything. what a nice second way to start the day. again, i love children and i look incredibly sexy with kleenex rolled up and stuffed in my nose. i never went to mcdonalds. i just thought about it a LOT. i need to take a bath today- but i might not. what a hour shorted day. that is a bunch of crap. i needed that hour.
