dear damnit diary,
iffin i go back to bed now, it will be fricking 3pm before i get up again and i just don't want that. who would want that. come on. if i set my alarm at like 1pm or something, it will only wake me up. then i will be pissed off because i got woke up by something artificial. i like to wake up on my own or it ain't like i went to sleep. its like taking a bath, if you get out without washing- then you ain't took no bath. i need to morph into one of them animals that never sleeps. like an owl or one of them creatures. i dunno what never sleeps actually, except surgeons. i'll be a surgeon owl. i don't have any problem waking up- really- it is staying up that gets me. if i had a swimming pool in the basement that would help. i would either be awake or drown. maybe a dart board would help, or a treadmill. i would really like a bird. birds will keep people awake. ima go to bed. night.
iffin i go back to bed now, it will be fricking 3pm before i get up again and i just don't want that. who would want that. come on. if i set my alarm at like 1pm or something, it will only wake me up. then i will be pissed off because i got woke up by something artificial. i like to wake up on my own or it ain't like i went to sleep. its like taking a bath, if you get out without washing- then you ain't took no bath. i need to morph into one of them animals that never sleeps. like an owl or one of them creatures. i dunno what never sleeps actually, except surgeons. i'll be a surgeon owl. i don't have any problem waking up- really- it is staying up that gets me. if i had a swimming pool in the basement that would help. i would either be awake or drown. maybe a dart board would help, or a treadmill. i would really like a bird. birds will keep people awake. ima go to bed. night.
