dear omg i am so dumb diary,
oh i forgot you're prolly fucking working today man- fuck that's a gd drag. sucks to be you. hearing voices? yeah thought you might be. i can explain that. im not the cause tho- so don't go file your lil papers. did you know that it is possible to travel in time? i just figured out how. aimee asked me how long ive been thinking about this last night when i tried to explain it to everyone, even demonstrating my theory by poking holes in my paper, but they didn't understand. see ever since i quit smoking pot, i been getting litttle bits of my brain, 'brian' back everyday. ive really missed brian, she is a good brain. but anyway, to time travel, you haveto go faster than the speed of light, right, and to go back in the past- well- you gotta slow down and go really fast backwards really slow. and to do this- all you need is enough ENERGY to get it done. that's the key. a shortcut- and energy to get there. i got the shortcut- i need the energy. i think it would be easier to go backwards than forwards- because when you go forwards you still have to come back and people my hair just grew. and i am half drunk right now. but when you go backwards- you'd still have to come forwards to come back- unless you just didn't want to. i wouldn't.
oh i forgot you're prolly fucking working today man- fuck that's a gd drag. sucks to be you. hearing voices? yeah thought you might be. i can explain that. im not the cause tho- so don't go file your lil papers. did you know that it is possible to travel in time? i just figured out how. aimee asked me how long ive been thinking about this last night when i tried to explain it to everyone, even demonstrating my theory by poking holes in my paper, but they didn't understand. see ever since i quit smoking pot, i been getting litttle bits of my brain, 'brian' back everyday. ive really missed brian, she is a good brain. but anyway, to time travel, you haveto go faster than the speed of light, right, and to go back in the past- well- you gotta slow down and go really fast backwards really slow. and to do this- all you need is enough ENERGY to get it done. that's the key. a shortcut- and energy to get there. i got the shortcut- i need the energy. i think it would be easier to go backwards than forwards- because when you go forwards you still have to come back and people my hair just grew. and i am half drunk right now. but when you go backwards- you'd still have to come forwards to come back- unless you just didn't want to. i wouldn't.
