dear no more dead ends diary,
after waking up at 2:30 in a panic, i took an hour bath. that was really nice. then i hurried to my hair appointment and my dad called as i was pulling in to park. he was having a fit- he needed to mail three letters. knowing id never get there before five- i sent prince harry in to get his done first- to go back across town to play mailman. daddy daddy daddy. then leaving his house- i didn't get but six blocks up the road- half way to my own house- and who do i run into- the real mailman- so i pull over- and hand off the special letters. my job was done. back to get my haircut. hopefully i still could. so i did. i got my ends all whacked off- what a mess on the floor- i invited my cutter woman to mexican food- she didn't want to eat with a whore. she said she was on some kind of diet- and i do not see why- she has a fantastic ass and body- i am not going to lie. i love her confidence- her mom owns the shop- you can tell she has some power there- just by the way shit drops. so then me and my kid had mexican food after we went to walmart, and you will shit when i tell you who walked in there. but i'll do that in a bit. i wanna eat a banana twinkie.
after waking up at 2:30 in a panic, i took an hour bath. that was really nice. then i hurried to my hair appointment and my dad called as i was pulling in to park. he was having a fit- he needed to mail three letters. knowing id never get there before five- i sent prince harry in to get his done first- to go back across town to play mailman. daddy daddy daddy. then leaving his house- i didn't get but six blocks up the road- half way to my own house- and who do i run into- the real mailman- so i pull over- and hand off the special letters. my job was done. back to get my haircut. hopefully i still could. so i did. i got my ends all whacked off- what a mess on the floor- i invited my cutter woman to mexican food- she didn't want to eat with a whore. she said she was on some kind of diet- and i do not see why- she has a fantastic ass and body- i am not going to lie. i love her confidence- her mom owns the shop- you can tell she has some power there- just by the way shit drops. so then me and my kid had mexican food after we went to walmart, and you will shit when i tell you who walked in there. but i'll do that in a bit. i wanna eat a banana twinkie.
