dear people crack me up diary,
every single day its something, you cant make everyone happy. someone is always on my nuts about something. my drivel is boring. ok. dont read it, i wasn't writing it for you, in fact, i didnt know you existed, so i will now try and tailor my diary to fit ms ladyrideraz1958. yeah. ill get rite on that. so what are you like ladyrideraz1958? you sure have a bland name. talk about boring. figure you out ina nutshell. bout four times divorced? drink every weekend? camp in the summer? into car racing? maybe drinking through the week? hubby smell like a dirty onion? house smell like a dark bowling alley? fridge clankin? got that friend that stays to long? sad when eddie died at barbs place? dont worry one more line wont make him have a heart attack- hes got the nitro hooked to his belt. aintcha glad he found his wallet tho- im glad they invented chains. outta make em for hats too. you think that bald spot on his head is cuz them bitches stopped him from eatin their pussy? i know i grabbed out a handful or two in my time.
