dear young dog new trick diary,
so i aint sure, but i think i might be mad at becky for the first time in her eighteen month life. she has learned a new trick. she now eats cigarette packs. cute right? yep- except today- it wasn't empty. and to clarify- she doesn't actually eat them- she shreds them. she shreds mail too- all the junk mail. she used to eat all the pot seeds and stems too- BUT THAT WAS A LIFETIME AGO fucking asshole, so now ima have to start keeping my cigarettes away from the dog- AND my kid. its taking almost three days to get through a pack now anyway- i might as well quit- but sometimes they are the only thing that i find comfort in. lame i know- but something about smoking in that damned bathtub is so nice. i miss pot. i know it misses me. i will smoke again someday. let me get my ass to new york. lol. pronto.
so i aint sure, but i think i might be mad at becky for the first time in her eighteen month life. she has learned a new trick. she now eats cigarette packs. cute right? yep- except today- it wasn't empty. and to clarify- she doesn't actually eat them- she shreds them. she shreds mail too- all the junk mail. she used to eat all the pot seeds and stems too- BUT THAT WAS A LIFETIME AGO fucking asshole, so now ima have to start keeping my cigarettes away from the dog- AND my kid. its taking almost three days to get through a pack now anyway- i might as well quit- but sometimes they are the only thing that i find comfort in. lame i know- but something about smoking in that damned bathtub is so nice. i miss pot. i know it misses me. i will smoke again someday. let me get my ass to new york. lol. pronto.
