dear little hair growing out of my chin again diary,
i have several people signed up to come and pull you out if i ever go into a medically induced coma or otherwise, but im really afraid each one of them will forget with all the trauma and all. i mean, clearly therda had to have been trauma- i aint just gunna lay down into a sleeping coma. but im the only one who knows their growing schedule, and they are some fast growing little black bitches. did you catch that? yep- there is more than one. there are two sometimes. TWO BLACK HAIRS ahhahahahah. i swear i want to let them grow- and twist them together and put beads on them. then i could be a goat. in a way. i cant tho. because once i know its there- i cant quit fucking with it. whooda thunk ida ended up with black hairs growing out of my chin- but i guess its better than growing out of my ears.
i have several people signed up to come and pull you out if i ever go into a medically induced coma or otherwise, but im really afraid each one of them will forget with all the trauma and all. i mean, clearly therda had to have been trauma- i aint just gunna lay down into a sleeping coma. but im the only one who knows their growing schedule, and they are some fast growing little black bitches. did you catch that? yep- there is more than one. there are two sometimes. TWO BLACK HAIRS ahhahahahah. i swear i want to let them grow- and twist them together and put beads on them. then i could be a goat. in a way. i cant tho. because once i know its there- i cant quit fucking with it. whooda thunk ida ended up with black hairs growing out of my chin- but i guess its better than growing out of my ears.
