dear red as a beet diary,
oh man that bath was hot. now my head hurts but it was worth it. my last few baths have been cold- so this one made up for them. i had the virgin water heater. someone needs to explain to me right away why the grump chooses to lay his butthole on my forearm everytime he sits next to me. with almost a thousand visitors to my blog- seems one of y'all could explain that to me. i cant take it anymore. ima start putting something over it if he don't quit because its getting on my last nerve. i have a reader in kuwait now. that freaked me out. im hoping its one of us over there. i fantasize about a service man wearing boots reading my drivel. it makes me want to take all my clothes off and write. but im scared of uniforms now. so, i concentrate on just the boots. actually as long as he don't have a badge- well- ill be ok- i think. plus i think service man now THERE IS A HERO and i think with their background and training- they'll be less likely to be afraid of me like say a firefighter or garbage man.
oh man that bath was hot. now my head hurts but it was worth it. my last few baths have been cold- so this one made up for them. i had the virgin water heater. someone needs to explain to me right away why the grump chooses to lay his butthole on my forearm everytime he sits next to me. with almost a thousand visitors to my blog- seems one of y'all could explain that to me. i cant take it anymore. ima start putting something over it if he don't quit because its getting on my last nerve. i have a reader in kuwait now. that freaked me out. im hoping its one of us over there. i fantasize about a service man wearing boots reading my drivel. it makes me want to take all my clothes off and write. but im scared of uniforms now. so, i concentrate on just the boots. actually as long as he don't have a badge- well- ill be ok- i think. plus i think service man now THERE IS A HERO and i think with their background and training- they'll be less likely to be afraid of me like say a firefighter or garbage man.
